Player: Patrick "Walk in the" Parker

Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Moose Tracks

Senior Superlative: Most likely not to have a senior superlative

Dream Job: Make a living with my artistic ambitions

Favorite Funsies: Whatever I want, which may include going to work at Maplewood, taking pictures, playing music, or existing

Cake or Death: Death

Troupes:
Eileen Earnest
Kirk Keevert
Tatinana Godfrey
Patrick Parker
Kelly McAndrews
Sean Dillon
Nathan Tubbs
Mike Galusick
Mary Puetz
Ellyn Broderick
Andrew Adams
Kevin Bauer
Joe DiSalvo
Harrison Hensley
Flo Fulk
Vincent Migyanko
Drew Zolides
Dottie Janson
Dean McKenzie
Dave Winchell
Dave Powell
Michael Gettinger
Chance Kilgour
Amanda Monyhan